FAGAT'S 2006

FAGAT’S 2006
Wilting Manners

Food

31

Décor

31

Service

31.5

Cost
If you have to ask, you can't afford it

Hurricane District
(bet. Ree Pair & D’isaster)
Wilton Manors, FL
954-555-1212
www.wiltingmanners.com

Key to Ratings:
Food, Decor, and Service are each berated on a scale of 0 to 30.
26-30 ...over the moon
20-25 ...pretty damn good
16-19 ...OK, I guess
10-15 ...mediocre
0-9 ...merde

Cost reflects our survivor's estimate of the price of stay with one slap and tickle.
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Review
Still “magical” with “fireworks nightly”, this “original” and “whimsical” establishment “has” to be the “crème de le crème” of a town that defines “off”beat. A rare mix of the spartan and the exotic, kudos go to host “Manners Dave” and his “dazzling”, “innovative”, haute new age, old soup can, American cuisine.

Mixing the casual with “nudist” flair, one has to experience “nude” breakfast, “nude” internet, “nude” television, and “nude” bathing to fully appreciate the full range of “nude” offerings. For a real “treat”, be sure to request the “nude” coffee and cartoons in “bed”.

Oversize fluffy towels, tongue scrapers, vase o’condoms, fabulous “Iguana” view, and an eclectic selection “of” movies ranging from the absurd “to” the yet more absurd, are but a sampling “of” the tasteful, yet tasty, amenities offered.

A consummate host, “MD” will treat you to service unlike anything you are likely to experience elsewhere in this “under repair” corridor. Book early, only parties of one accepted – and strictly limited to “ME.”

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